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Appetite (BTS Parody) | Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week

It’s not just the Holiday Season… it’s EATING SEASON. So get your utensils ready and your feasting sweatpants on. Instead of BTS’ “Dynamite” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Appetite”

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Full Lyrics:
It’s TIME for some Carbs Tonight!
I’m Gonna PIG…OUT… Like, I’m on the farm tonight!

Doom Scrollin’ on my phone…
No, Thing Aren’t Goin’ Well…
Hitch-a-RIDE on a UFO…
Cuz the World is Goin’ to HELL…
One Thing, that can Make me Smile…
When ya RING! that dinner Bell (When ya Jingle’ Dinner Bells)
Ding Dong! Means the Turkey’s done…
Got it Basted, in Purrell…
THIS!.. Thanks-Giving…
I’m Giving up! On-Gettin’ Nutrition (Woo hoo!)
EATin’ so much STUFFIN’…
… Til my Waist Resembles a MUFFIN’ *clap* *clap* YUM!
Don’t. Need. Vegetables…
I’ll toss a salad, with Donut Holes…
Like SANTA!.. Bustin’ out the HO-HOS!…
YO! I WANT MO’!

And I. I. I. Must APOLOGIZE…
When Santa CLAUS.. COMES… HE’LL… Be Demoralized…
I Tried to Leave him Cookies, but then went ATE them ALL,
I’ma, Naughty Boy, with an APPETITE… WHOA OH OH

I Vowed… To Lose 10 pounds.
Only got, 18 to Go!!!
…All the Side, are Piled High,
Throw em Back, Then LICK THE BOWL.
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, I HAVE INDIGESTION
TAKE A PRILOSEC, AND PASS THE ROLLS

Double Dose-of, DAIRY…
Egg Nog DRUNK Til January… (Woo Hoo!)
… GETTIN’… HELLA… CHUBBY….
Then Give Jenny Craig All My Money *clap clap*
… and Just… Like… Home Alone…
IT’S CHRISTMAS TIME… Can’t see My Mom…
Eatin’ Candy Like my Parents WONNT Know…
KEVIN! (SFX) (Uh Oh!)

Yea I-I-I’m Super-Man tonight… (Yea SU-PER-MAN just got Supersized)
But that, PECAN PIE is my Kryptonite…
Timmy Built a Ginger-bread house, Now the CHIMNEYS Gone!
The GUMDROP Roof has been Compromised…
OH NO-OH!

OM Na-Nom na-NOM! na-NOM NOM, na-na-Nom-nom PANTS Are getting TIGHT!
OM Na-na-Nom na-NOM na-NOM NOM, na-na-NOM nom TOES are Outta SIGHT!
Tried a Christmas Diet… only last Two Minutes Long…
So I’ma BLAME! My Festive Appetite
WHOA-OH

OM na-na-Nom na-Nom the TUR-KEY…
OM na-na-Nom na-NOM with GRAVY…
OM na-na NOM na-NOM So TASTY… I’M! UH! GRAB! Another BITE!

OM na-na-Nom na-Nom MORE BAD NEWS?
OM na-na-Nom na-NOM.. MORE CASHEWS!
OM na-na NOM na-NOM MIXED… WITH BOOZE… GLUG! GLUG! TIL I Feel Alright!

There’s a SKINNY Person inside of me…
But I can SHUT HIM UP, with a Brownie…
Just like JONAH HILL, Before he Learned Portion Control
I’m “SUPER BAD” with my Calories…

AND I-I-I’ll Feel Spectacular!
While Eating PUMPKIN PIE! With a Spatula!
Suck down Candy Canes to Fill the Void inside my SOUL…
OR Latkes if it is Hannukah.

AND I-I-I’M! COUNTING DOWN, ALRIGHT…
On the Microwave, for my Bagel Bites…
New Years Eve, the Only thing that’s KISSIN’ are my THIGHS!
MY WHOLE Wardrobe, Just Went up a SIZE… Oh whoa OH!