If we complain enough, I’m sure we can bring back all our discontinued favorites from the past! Choco Tacos, GameBoy Colors, ZIMA!! Instead of “Be Prepared” from the Lion King it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Be-Reshared!”
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Lyrics:
YUM!!.. YUM!!.. YUM!!.. YUM!!
They Canceled our Frosty Confection…
Like Kim K, just Tossed Pete Aside
That Choco Taco, Was PERFECTION!
The Fat Kid inside of me Cried
Reminds me of Other Transgressions
Blue Pepsi was cut, Without care
Those Taco Bell Twits, learned their Lessons
Mexican Pizza is Back, they Declared!
So Re-air some “MOESHA”, on Lifetime
Let me tear into Fresh, Dunkaroos
I’ll Fill up my Freezer
With Bottles of Zima
My Feet Will Look “Chic”er,
in L.A. Gear Sneakers,
When Brands get Aborted,
Us fans stay Supportive
We’ll Tweet, til they’ve met our Demands!
Let the Skip-Its, and Gameboys we Bared
BE RE-SHARED!!!
Yah, Be Re-shared! They’ll all be Re-Shared! But Where?
AT THE TOYS R US, RE-OPENING!
Why is Amazon, DOWN?
NO YOU FOOL, WE’RE GONNA REVIVE IT, AND LIMITED TOO…
Great Idea! Abandon Plan B!
No B’s! NO B’s! Where is Aunt Jemima?
IDIOTS!!! THERE WILL BE SOME B’s!
But you just said…
BUTTERFINGER B-B’s! GRIPE WITH ME, AND YOUR BORDER’S GIFT CARDS WILL BE VALID AGAIN!
Yeah! Old MTV!
OLD MTV!!!
OLD MTV!!!
Our Wicker Chair Fix was Neglected
When Pier One Shut Down all their Stores!
My Blackberry’s Been Disconnected…
No help from their Customer Support
I miss all those ancient devices…
The Razr Phone’s Skinny Flip Screens
I’ll make McDonalds Super-Size Me
(with) a ThighMaster, Clenched in my Knees!
Let me drive in a Saturn S-Series,
Get a Microsoft Zune for my Jams!
With Messages Faxing,
TV Beta-Maxing,
Bring Back our old Smiles,
Sharing Napster Files
Blockbuster Rebooted,
Four Loko Undiluted!
Like Bennifer, Old is New Again
Our McRibs and Our Twinkies got Spared
Be Re-Shared!
If you’re K-Mart or Sears, Don’t Be Scared
Be Re-Shared!!!!!
Mwahahahahahahaha!