All this Easter candy isn’t gonna help our waistlines right before swimsuit season… Instead of Jessie J’s “Price Tag” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Blame It On The Bunny!”
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Lyrics:
Whenever Easter Arrives…
Feel my Pants Go UP a Size….
Hands Full of Starbursts, for Lunch & Dinner…
Comin’ down off a Sugar Cane High!
Chocolate Egg Exteriors…
Cadbury Creme Interiors…
Got me Going BUCK WILD
In the Drug Store Aisle, Til I Sap all the Season’s Supplies!
Marshmellow Peeps to my left!
Marshmellow Peeps to my right!
‘Til my Butt’s so Big,
You could spot it From Satellite…
Got Candy in my TUMMY, TUMMY, TUMMY!
I’ma Blame it on the BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY
Lil Sugar Pushin’ RABBIT
Enabling My Sugar Habit…
He Keep Leaving’ Jelly… (uh) B-Beans, B-Beans…
Right where I can… (yea) S-See Em, See-Em,
Diet is a Real Mess
Only Fish I eat are Swedish
(Okay) The Trickiest One of All
Is the Easter Bunny at the Mall…
Sat Down on his Lap, Then the Camera Went Snap
And he Slipped me a Bag of Malt… BALLS!
How many Sweets can I ingest?
When Bunny’s around, it’s LIMITLESS…
Stacking wrappers so high, til I’m on the wrong side,
Of a 20-Foot Cadbury Wall…
Bubble Gum Sheets to my left!
Sour Patch Treats to my right!
Get the Water Wings Out,
cuz I’m Swimming in Cellulite…
Got me hooked on Sour GUMMIES, GUMMIES, GUMMIES
And I Blame the Easter BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY
Out here Hippity Hoppin
I eat everything He’s Droppin’….
Yea my Summer Body (uh) RUINED RUINED!
Thinking About (yea) SUIN’, SUIN’..
That Candy Lovin VERMIN…
Soon I Might be Calling ORKIN…
yea! yea!
Under my Doormat, He left a Kit Kat…
His Candy Tracks me, Like he got Lo-Jack!
Givin’ me, the Hershey Bars and Licorice Straws,
Just me and Three Musketeers, Menage a Trois?
That Bunny Hustlin’ haard, and Traveling far,
To Hide his caramel eggs all up over my Yard,
It’s like this, man, If I have a Reese’s in Sight…
Like Eve, with the Apple, I’m a SIN, that’s Right… Take a Bite!
… So Mr Rabbit STOP, I’m BEGGIN!
I’m Eating M&Ms on “The Office”… like Kevin,
You Bury me Deep!, Under a Mountain of Peeps,
Can’t even Scream, my Mouth’s Full of Sugary Creme!
Addicted to the Yummy Yummy Yummy
And I Blame It on the Bunny Bunny Bunny
Peter Cottontail Plots this…
Tries to Stuff me Full of Chocolates…
He’s Stockin’ Candy (uh) E-Eggs E-ggs…
the Anti-“Jenny (uh) C-Craig-C-Craig”…
Long as he’s Supplyin’…
Guess I really can’t Deny Him…