Jubal calls a young lady who is excited to graduate from college in just a few days.. and unfortunately, Jubal has some bad news… While he doesn’t mind giving her a diploma… The university think it’s best, if she doesn’t show up to the actual graduation ceremony… and the REASON WHY… would probably get him fired (IF he worked at a real college).. But luckily, he doesn’t… so it’s totally okay for him to say it, in the phone tap below!

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