If you’re overworked or just plain OVER work, this one’s for you. Instead of Miley Cyrus’ “I Came In Like A Wrecking Ball” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “I Need A Flippin’ Sabbatical”
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Lyrics:
We Fought, This Strain, Inflation Came,
My Rent, has never been So Highβ¦
I’m Tired, As Hell, Donβt Sleep That Well,
Iβve got Steve Buscemi Eyesβ¦
Stress wonβt go away, Out of Cabernet,
Puppy Memes get me Throughβ¦
Life Disorganized, Brain Lobotomized,
Bummed as Winnie the Pooh…. (βOh Botherβ)
I need a Long Sabbatical!!
In a Place that’s Warm & Tropical!!!
A Masseuse There at My Beck and Call!
Put the Sign up that Says: “Donβt Disturb Me”!
Iβll Be… Fully Lazy!
Iβd Love to Hide, Take One Long Drive
Alone, No Kids to make a Sound
The Cash, Iβd Burn, On Gas, In Turn,
Costs More, Than Lady Gaga’s Gown,
Hundred Bills to Pay, Lost My Wordle Game,
Dog just Crapped in my Shoe….
Please just Stand Aside, One Comment & I
Might Go Will Smith on YOU.
I bet Cancun would Fix it All!
Drop my Worries off at SeΓ±or Frogs!
Margaritas in a Glass this Tall!
Iβd Disappear Faster thanβ¦ Girl Scout Cookies!
My Social Apps, Iβd Uninstall!!!
Hit Ignore on Every Business Call!!!
Sleep in ’til NOON with No ALARMS at all!
And Take Myself right off the⦠GRID COMPLETELY!
Mental… Colonic with Tea!
I’d Live on just on Beer and Sportsβ¦
and Never change Underwearβ¦
Iβd do about Zero Choresβ¦
Sleep Like a Koala Bearβ¦
Vacation me, Take the Wheelβ¦
I’m Not Goin Anywhereβ¦
β¦ Just practicing βSELF CAREβ…
Did I hear him say, βNukes, are now in Play?β
One Week Off?β¦ Make it TWOβ¦
Hawaii would be MAGICAL!!!!
Spend Every minute Acting CASUAL!
Head to the Beach & go Au NATURAL!
Inside this Mai Tai I will⦠FIND INNER PEACE!
Iβd Reset all my Chakras!
Do less than the βGβ in “Lasagne” does!
Iβd Perk up QUICKER than Viagra!!
Take my Brain and hit, Control, Alt, Delete!
Can I⦠just get a Week???
With⦠James Van Der Beek?