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L-O-V-E Y-O-U (Gayle Parody) | Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week

Moms, for all you do, this song is for you! #HappyMothersDay. Instead of Gayle’s “acbdefu” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “L-O-V-E Y-O-U”

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Full Lyrics:

Love You, You’re my Mom, So i wrote this Little Song,
Yea It come From the Heart, cuz you’re Pretty AND Smart,
It’s True, You’re my Friend, Wiped my Butt & Made my Bed
Bought Your Favorite Mug, it say’s: “WORLDS BEST MOM”

… Like a Lambo, havin’ KIDS, is Expensive…
You could say my Birth was Quite Labor Intensive,
You, Me & Daddy, Were the perfect Collection
And Then You went and had my Little Brother, Chase….

But Still, you gave me the cuddles, & the Affection…
You’ll Watch Encanto AGAIN, without Objection…
Make all the Monsters Dissapear from where I’m restin’
I put your Favorite Earrings in the Flushy Place…
All that We Been through, and You kept me around
Even When I came Home with Lice,
The way you say “Peek-a-BOO”, Could make me Laugh out loud…

So This Song Goes Out to You!
Sorry Mom, for What I Did, to your bod
Kicked Your Bladder So Hard, Gave you Mom Brain-Farts…
LOVE YOU… Til The End, When your old & Need Depends,
I Got your Back Mom, Like a Support Bra!

NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH
And Sorry About Your Boobs!

My Every Strange Little Phase, You would Embrace It
…Talked like Pikachu for Days, You never Shamed it
I Took some Macaroni and, Made You a Bracelet…
Now i understand why You need Chardonnay…

Oh, Those Terrible Twos, Well I’m over em Now!
Through the Tantrums, Wails, and the Cries,
Got Diapers Filled with POO… My Boogers wiped On Your Blouse!

SAINTLY’s, HOW I’D DESCRIBE YOU!
Mostly Calm, The Occasional F-Bomb,
With your Magical Mouth, Kissys fix My Ouch,
Like Cubs, You Defend, Momma Bear inside her Den,
Never make her Cross, Cuz My Mommy’s THE BOSS.

NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH
Count Backwards from “3”, I’m Screwed!

NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH
L-O-V-E-Y-O-U

You’re my mom, and the Only the I got,
With your Selfless Heart, Wanna be in your Arms,
Hug You… and it’s Then… When i’m feelin’ safe again,
You’re my Anchor and Rock, Mommin’ Round the Clock…