For better or for worse, the school cafeteria was the place to be! With school starting up again, instead of Nicky Youre’s “Sunroof” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Lunch Room!”
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Lyrics:
La Da, Da-da, Da, Da-da-Da
La Da, Da-da-di Da-Da, La Da-Da Da
La-Da Da-da, Da, DA-DA-Da
La Da da-da di DA!
I’m headed off to the Lunch Room
To Fill up my Tray with Food
But Some of it GLOWS like, Neon Lights.
It Smells & Tastes like a Gym Shoe,
I Swear my Burrito Moved,
Too Chicken to try that “Chili Surprise”
You got the…
Lunch Lady with her Hairnet & Apron…
Been here Since the Reagan Administration,
Servin’ Food out of a Pot, Hits my Plate I Hear the PLOP!
Barbara, Work that Serving Spoon!
Yeah, I’m Only eatin Stuff that I like,
Fruit cup in my Left Hand, Spork in my Right!
(To Scoop or Stab it, that’s Up to You!)
Need a Friend, that I can sit down Beside, to Dine
Not You, Hate You, You’re Cool
I tried to Sit with the cool Group,
But Quickly I was Removed,
While pulling my Drawers up from my Behind,
But it’s OK, Got my own Crew,
Just Me and Custodian, Lou,
He’ll mop away any Tears that I Cry…
Why are the Milk Cartons Tear-Proof?
OH-WOAH, OH-WOAH, OOOH
Harder to Crack than a RUBIKS CUBE…
OH-WOAH, OH WOAH, OOH
“Good Morning TEACHERS AND STUDENTS… For Lunch Today, We are having… Bread Slices made into a Crude Rectangle Shaped Pizza…. 4 Small Overcooked Tater Tots… and A Grape, Cut in Half…… FOR DESSERT?… We will have TINY Prepackaged Ice Cream Cups, that you’ll eat with an even TINIER, Wooden Spoon…”
Yeah if, somebody declares a “Food Fight”
Soon, my plate of Pasta gonna take to the Skies!
(Like Monkeys Throwing Around their poo!)
The Air is Filled-with JELLO, And Fries, AND Heinz
And Soup, And Fruit, and Juice!
Another Day in the Lunch Room
The Mean Girls with Attitudes…
They’ll give you a Glare When, You walk by…
Next to the Athletic Jock dudes,
The Nerdy Kid Huddle too,
Type the word “BOOBS”, on their TI-89s
Another Day in the Lunch Room
The Theater Kids Hum a Tune,
And Break into Song, at Random-y Times,
Tables of Hipsters in Track Suits,
And Burnouts in Combat Boots,
Are Dancin’ like “HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 5”
“REMINDER… THERE WILL BE A PEP-RALLY, THIS AFTERNOON IN THE AUDITORIUM… WHERE MRS. APPLE-BOTTOM & I WERE DEFINITELY NOT MAKING OUT EARLIER… WE WERE JUST… UM… SHE, SHE FELL… AND I WAS BENDING DOWN TO HELP HER UP… BUT.. I SLIPPED…. AND FELL TOO… AND, MY SHIRT… CAME UNBUTTONED…… OK… THAT IS ALL… THANK YOU.”