We’re awarding a newly engaged guy with a completely free wedding! The only catch is it HAS to happen at 7-Eleven… 

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Brooke calls a woman with an elderly grandfather to tell her that’s he so popular around the retirement home, he’s earned the nickname “Hammerhead Ned!”

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In your Phone Tap, we call a veterinary office and we’re giving the front desk person the absolute strangest set of symptoms that he’ll likely ever hear in his entire life!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim signed up online for dance lessons, so Jeff’s giving her exactly that, ONLINE dance lessons… whether she likes it or not!

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Clover, the ex-special ops soldier is starting a new job at a small bakery, and his mission: classified. 

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In today’s Phone Tap Jeffrey is calling a music store and complaining in the most obnoxious and out of tune way possible!

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Arguing with the cable company isn’t fun. Having an auctioneer-style price war with the cable company, though? That’s fun and it’s happening in your Phone Tap!

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Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of booking a venue for their parent’s 50th wedding anniversary, and Jeff’s calling at the last second to bump them for a Cat Bah Mitzvah!

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In today’s Phone Tap we’re calling a woman and telling her she needs to move her car because we’ve reclassified her entire driveway as a restricted parking area!

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Jeff calls a sporting goods store to report an issue with some “ill-fitting equipment,” if you know what we mean.

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