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Resignation (Khalid Parody) – Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week

More and more people around the country are leaving their jobs in hopes of something better. So Young Jeffrey wanted to write a song about that unique feeling you get when quitting your job. Instead of Khalid’s “Location” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Resignation”

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Lyrics:
Had This, Realization, I…
Kind of Hate my Occupation, So…
I don’t need These… Pay checks no more from YOU… (Sayin’ I’m Thru)

Send My Resignation, It’s…
TWO-Weeks, NOTification
Go and Tear… UP my W-2 (Never Eat, Lunch In-side the Break Room)
the EMAIL troubles that we GOT into
Was it Cc’d to me? Or BCC’d to You? let’s hit Delete…
I’ve HAD IT with the Long Commutes,
Rather work at home and wear my BIRTHDAY Suit Sooo!
End, my-Health Care Package, I’ll Vanish like Atlantis…
And move to Kansas, where I’ll… get ME a Farm, and Grow the Devil’s Cabbage
I wanna END this Occupation, and
Find one offerin’ MORE Vacation, and
When I Leave I’ll, Play you A Sad Kazoo

Grant Me… Termination, might…
TRY, Space Aviation,
Hey Jeff Bezos, do you need a new CREW? (Hire me, Fly the Drones all for You)

Don’t wanna see another Damn spread sheet, Soooo
Screw this Cubicle…
Now There’s a lot of Cool jobs where i could Go…
Doing’ Half the Work, Makin’ Twice the Doh…

I’m only QUITTIN’ right now, cuz i want Toooo…
This com-pan-Y STIIINKs, I been
been Thinking..
I got… To Go… online… and Fix Up, my Linked In..

LEAAVE my, Work Frustrations, and…
Spend more time Playin’ Playstation-cuz…
I Got Dreams And…Once i Quit, they’ll come TRUE… (Here’s what I’ll Do)
Travel ‘ROUND this Nation, in…
SIDE-a-VAN, for HABItation…
Postin PIICCCCs, at-Every Wendy’s Drive-Thru (Call the Trip… Baconater—Road TOUR)

Byyye, Byyye, Byyye.. .
Suck my Time-Card I Resign..
Better Be… a Farewell Party on Cue (As I Leave, Steal some Toilet Tissue)

Myyy Myyyy Myyyy,
Who knows what NEW Work I’ll Find?
Maitre Dee, on a Disneyland Cruise…

Good Luck Fillin’ my SHOOEESSSSSS…

I might
Make Perfumes…
Draw Tattooss
Carve Spoons…
All the Things Dat I Could Do…
Train Racoons…
Robbing Egyptian TOMBS!
I’ll… Chooose…

I’m sorry, I”m done working for you…