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“Skete Dave” (Glass Animals Parody) | Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week

Hey, Kanye! Leave Kim and Pete alone!

Instead of Glass Animals’ “Heat Waves” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Skete Dave”

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Lyrics:
Big Grinner
He’s a Lady Killer..
Skete Skete Daves Been…
Feelin’ like a WINNER…

So Chill’a,
in Kim K’s Villa…
Late Night Treat
Like Chicken Quesad–

This guy, make the Ladies all Swoon..
With eyes, lookin’ Like a Raccoon,
Kim K’s, Been on the Rebound
But Ye’s Been Blocking her Out?

Like she‘d never Date after You?
Lock that Booty Up like Prison Guards Do?
Kanye, aren’t ya dating right now?
You think that’s Different Somehow?

‘Nother angry post…
Up on TMZ.
Not even Flex Seal
Coulda stopped this Leak.

With the Posturing…
And the Name Calling,
Like a Couple Teens
In a High School Beef

Yeezy, why you gotta ACT like thiiiis?
Normally, you such a Pacifist…
Don’t Ask: “Sketey, Where U at?”
the Truth is: “With your Wife, in Bed”, But…

Pete seems like a really chill dude…
How the Hell did he get in this feud?
Saying “Bro, Please you gotta calm down…
“NEMO”, cuz you bout to get Clowned

Kaye, Kanye,
Can’t you seee?
Skete’ll Carve you…Like Turkey So

Think it’s Time to Let it Go…
… Ya Poppin’ off like a big Balloon!
Kim don’t Wanna be Alone
Skete Only Needs a Little Spoon

Kim K’ been BACKIN’ her new MAN…
Made it Official on the ‘GRAM.

Cuz YE, you been actin’ a Fool…
Cyber Bullying’s REALLY Not Cool…
Instagram Put You on Timeout…
All you Did, is give Petey more Clout.

Kate Beckinsale, Arianna Too…
Gave Pete a Five Star Review…
Kim K seems Happier Now…
Rumor’s he’s Impressive down South

… Hey Ye’, we see You’re in a Mood…
Like some Cheap Lashes, You’ve come Un-glued
Trevor Noah, made ya Pretty Mad…
But “KUMBAYA” is Never Said like THAT…

We know all you Think About is YOU…
YOU, Yourself, Don’t forget, YOU Too,
Always you’ve had a Big Mouth
Blowin’ wind, even more than CHI-TOWN
*KANYE RANT*

Ye’ said, “WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?”
He’d STOP, what You’re Putting’ them through
Three Ways, May get you Around,
In this Case, Three’s Gonna be a Crowd…

Skete Rolls with the SNL Crew
Branded with the “KIM” Tattoo..
He’s Built like a Tiny Bean Sprout…
HEY GENIUS, FIGURE THIS OUT!

Skete’s Thinner
Than a Fidget Spinner
If he Wore Skims
He’d Probably Disappear…

Joke Slinger..
Happiness Bringer
Skete Skete Dave will
Be The Next Masked Singer!