Wedding season is here and Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week goes out to one of the most forgotten pieces of wedding season: GROOMS! Instead of Gotye’s “Somebody I Used To Know” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Some Dummy In A Tuxedo.”
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Lyrics:
When she asked what kinda Plates, you said: “Whichever“ (“ya, Rose Gold – love it)
Wedding music choices, you Deferred them to the Bride… (“Ellie Goulding?…sure”)
She put the towels on your Registry….
You put the “O No” in Monogamy…
At least you got to pick the Color of your Suspenders (“I chose This, shade of Blue”)
You just paid a fortune for a certain type of Orchid…
Swore you’d never Over Spend… You’re Gonna Bend…
Had to plan out where the Guests all sit,
When honestly, you couldn’t give a (“GOOD DECISION, Honey”)
All of this so you could SIGN a Piece of Paper.
Still it Feels like there’s Something Off…
You’re the Groom, and yet they Treat you like ya don’t mean Nothing?
Only had a SINGLE Job,
Just Make It there on time, and Don’t Look like a Slob!
Just think a couple Weeks Ago…
Drunk & Laughin’ at the Bachelor Party, with Your Buddies…
That Old Life is over Though…
Now you say “YES, HONEY”, with your Head Tucked Low…(“Yes Honey!”)
Only Getting “Lucky”, Twice a Year or So… (“Yes Honey!”)
Now, you’re just some Dummy in a Tuxedo…
Best Man Speech is like a Roast on Comedy Central…
Maid of the Honor says the Sweetest Things about the Bride…
……. But, hold up did she REALLY Just say?
That at First she thought the Groom was Gay?
Brides Father lets out a Chuckle…
But ya wonder why your new wife seemed to find that SO HYSTERICAL???
You thought that you may Really Barf…
When Aunt Betty tried ta Give ya pointers for the Honeymoon…
Thank god for the OPEN BAR…
Got more Family Baggage then a Luggage Car…
Now guests are takin’ out their phones…
To Record this, cuz your about to Slow Dance with your mother…
Not sure where your Hand should go…
Grabbin’ onto MOMMY in your Tuxedo…
Your MOMMY!!! (She loves you so)
This Wedding isn’t going how you THOUGHT it’d Go…
A DUMMY!!! (in a Tuxedo)
Bride sure did look Stunning at the FIRST-Look-Tho!
Now you’ll Spend Eternity with just One Beau.
Now you’re just some Dummy in a Tuxedo