If you’re out on the job site, regardless of the weather, this song is for you! Instead of Maroon 5’s “Moves like Jagger” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Tools & Ladder”
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Full Lyrics:
It’s an Early Start
At the Job Site
These Boots are Carhartt
Brought My Flashlight
The Concrete I Laid,
Is Perfectly Paved,
I’m WAY Underpaid.
My Silverado, Is the Greatest!
All Other Trucks Blow, Won’t Debate It!
Come check out my Rig,
Got Shovels to Dig,
Screwdrivers this Big *moan*
(And I GRIP it like this)
Ain’t no kind of Wood I won’t Drill Through!
Grab my Caulking Gun, and I’ll Show you
How to Glue and Laquer…
Cover a Room, in Plaster,
And “Raise the Roof” like Rappers.
Got an F-Y-I To All those Who
Try to D-I-Y, and have NO Clue…
Get your Tools and Ladder…
Need Tim “The Tool Man” Swagger,
Like Thor I Use a Massive Hammer
I’m Tan On My Arms, From the Sun Light
My Helmet is Harrrrrd, Gut by Bud Lite
My Vest is Shiny
I’m On my 13th,
Monster Energy
I move Heavy Loads, Like it’s Magic…
I Stand by the Roads, Guiding Traffic…
When I’m in My Gear…
Stud-Finder, it’s clear
Your STUD is Right Here
(Layin’ Beam All Year)
Hear my Miter-Saw, as it Cuts Through…
Louder than a Thunder Clap, Goes Boom, (Thunder)
When I Drive the Tractor
I Need to Drain, My Bladder,
The Port-a-Potty by the Street, is our Communal Crapper.
Giant Bag of Sockets, I go Through,
Got More Numbers than a SUDOKU,
My jeans are Stained with Matter,
It Looks like Pancake Batter,
I Swear to you, it’s only White Paint Splatter…
Our Offices, Are Right Outside…
In Mobile Homes, Ooo Baby, Double Wide.
And if my Hands are Shaking’
I’m gonna take a Break and,
Hit up the Gassin’ Station!
The Way I Torque… My Wrenches Right,
Could make a Lady’s DRY-Wall never Dry,
The Overtime I’m Makin’…
With all the Dimes I’m Rakin’…
I’m Feelin’ like Pete David-son. Ay, Ay, Ay!!!!
BIG DRILL ENER-G-Ya!
FEBRUARY Goal that we Told You,
Got Delayed it’s Closer to MID-June
August Lookin’ Better.
Scratch that, Now it’s September.
I guess this Kitchen Renovation’s Gonna Take Forever.
When the Job is Over, You Know Who…
Will Get Nice & Drunk, on Some Cold Brew
I’m the Building Master…
Beefy as a Meat Platter…
I got my Tools and Ladder.