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You Could Be A Bridezilla (Rihanna Parody) | Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week

You should be able to act as brazenly as you want to on your wedding day. It’s YOUR day, after all. Instead of Rihanna’s “Umbrella” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “You Could Be A Bridezilla.”

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Lyrics:
Uh huh, uh huh…
Uh huh, uh huh…
Good Brides, gone bad

HEY!
Her Mind’s, gon’ Snap….

Bridezilla, where you at?

You’re about to Tie the Knot, and Marry the GUY you Want,
Picked out your Diamond Ring… returned the one HE bought…
Laid out the Seating Charrrt… It’s like a Work of Art
(and) If anything’s OUT of Place…
Somebody’s GETTIN’ MACED…

Because!
When Your a Bride, You’re Under Pressure…
Spent months putting things Together…
Pickin’ out Saucer Plates again…
Your Fiancé, Bar-e-ly Contri-Buting…

Every day another Stressor…
… Wedd-ing Hash-tag don’t Impress Her…
Garter-Belt MADE with Polyester…
Go on & UN-LEASH your Bride-a-Zilla, zilla, villa, eh, eh, eh,
Let me see your Bride-a-Zilla, zilla, zilla, eh, eh, eh,
You Could be the New Atilla-Tilla-Tilla, eh, eh, eh,
Hotter than a Quesa-DiLLA, dilla, dilla, dilla eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

The Florist Cries, As you Spit IN Her Eyes…
You SAID White Lillies, not these Dumb Peonies
And Lately you-been Mouthin’ Off
To your Soon-to-be MOM in Law…
Cuz the Welcome Catalog, was Written in the Wrong FO-O-O-ONT

Because!!
The Pictures you TAKE will Last FOREVER…
No RING LIGHT, Pull out your DAGGER…
Threaten the.. Camera Guy again…
Tell your Preg-nant Sister try to SUCK it in

Soon, your YELLIN’’ at the Maid of Honor
She-Forgot-the LEMON in your.. Water?
Time for her to meet your INNER Monster…
Time for you to BRING OUT… Brrridde-a-Zilla, Zilla, zilla, eh, eh, eh
Just like MJ in THRILLA, thrilla thrill, thrilla, thrilla, eh, eh, eh…)
Scream can Shatter any Mirror, Mirror, Mirror, eh, eh, eh…
Wedding Planner CHANGED Career-a, Ear-a, Ear-a, eh, eh ,eh)

Planned Out the-Whole MUSIC LOG
But the DJ played it WRONG!
Supposed to BE…
Hearin’ Alicia Keyes, RIGHT NOW!

Candle Placement on the FLOOR…
Better match Your PINterest Boarrrrd!..

BECAUSE!!!!
Grandma’s BLUSH is the Wrong Complexion
Un-invite her from-the Reception
Better not GET dirt on your Train,
Let the Bridesmaids, know that IT’S VERA Wang…

No one ELSE, can Wear your Color…
Flower Girl tried Steal your Thunder…
Toss her Tiara RIGHT IN the Gutter…
She not gonna flex on, Bride-a-zilla, zilla, zilla, eh, eh, eh,
Crueler than CRU-ELLA DeVille-a… Villa, villa, villa, eh eh eh…
Da Cake is not the RIGHT Vanilla, Nilla, Nilla, Nilla, eh, eh eh,…
Never take a Chill Pilla, pilla, pilla , eh eh eh eh eh…

Oooh… Maintenance (maintenance)…
Ahhh little High Maintenance, (maintenance)…
No need to BE BEHAVED…
Cuz it’s your Wedding day…

Complaining, Planing…
Oh No NOW it’s raining, raining
You think the Safest bet…
Is to Postpone Again… OK!?!…